This is why, even though I love my cats, I’m a dog person.
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
THAT’S THE LAST STRAW. THIS MARRIAGE IS OVER.
This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.
Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.
Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.
If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”
nothing pisses me off more than when i’m showing one of my favourite movies to someone and all they do is look at their phone and miss all the important parts